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• The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
• The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.
  I forget where the sun joins in this fight....
• A poster in sci.astro asked why the moon appears larger on the horizon than at the zenith.
  The following responses appeared: (excerpts, revised) From...
• Anal Sex: The man in the moon.
• Someday, POW! Straight to the moon!
• There is no dark side of the moon, really.
• Never Moon A Lycanthrope!
• Never moon a werewolf.