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• POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING What he says.
  ...........................What he means ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "My fellow citizens"....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• The current best bet for a woman veep is Rep. Geraldine Ferraro of Queens.
  Luckily for her she's not from Kings....
• Rep. Ferraro is a lawyer. She could get elected by a large majority if only fellow lawyers voted for her.
• Rep. Ferraro's husband is John Zaccaro, a real estate developer.
  Do we need anyone in Washington who could turn the White House into a condo?...
• Gerry Ferraro expects a "nasty, personal campaign." Oh, we bet she's just saying that so we'll pay attention.
  Before this country adopts a balanced budget constitutional amendment it should find out how much more that would throw the budget out of balance....
• A friend of mine, Doug, finally managed to get this girl he liked out on a date.
  They went to a movie. On the way home from the movie Doug's car caught on fire somehow....
• We have the best congress money can buy!