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• The Perfect Husband... There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
  Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings....
• I have lots of real estate holdings. They will generate all the money we need for the rest of our life," replied the old man.
• POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING What he says.
  ...........................What he means ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "My fellow citizens"....
• Rep. Ferraro is a lawyer. She could get elected by a large majority if only fellow lawyers voted for her.
• You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
  .. - You know you're a horse AND dog person when you don't mind throwing frozen manure balls for the barn's goldie to fetch!...
• There are three children in the Ferraro-Zaccaro family
  Donna, John and Laura. You have to feel good about a country in which kids can aspire to follow in their mother's footsteps....
• My parents are so in love with each other it is sickening," says Ms.
  Ferraro's daughter, Donna. But can their marriage withstand Mr....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• In Congress, Rep. Ferraro has been an advocate of noise control measures.
  We hope she'll have some influence in that area in the campaign....