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  Luckily for her she's not from Kings....
• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• Rep. Ferraro's husband is John Zaccaro, a real estate developer.
  Do we need anyone in Washington who could turn the White House into a condo?...
• An elderly woman walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhatten Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand.
  She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $...
• 85 A young lady sat on a quay, Just as propper as propper could be.
  A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea....
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
  It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
• An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?
  "Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?...