The current best bet for a woman veep is Rep. Geraldine Ferraro of Queens.
Luckily for her she's not from Kings.
Luckily for her she's not from Kings.
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She could get elected by a large majority if only ... - Another way to slash the federal deficit would be to fix the{_ calendar so the
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Rep. Geraldine Ferraro says she'll allow herself to... - One reason Geraldine Ferraro got in trouble is hat on a disclosure form she
apparently checked the wrong box.
Which reminds us: Wasn't there once an Olympic fighter... - Geraldine Ferraro's husband no doubt now is preparing
for the inevitable questions about his favorite recipes... - Our guess is that Geraldine Ferraro will survive politically
as long as Bob Guccione of "Penthouse" magazine doesn't... - THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day,
carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must... - The President Of The Bank Of Canada...
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day,
carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must... - An elderly woman walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhatten Bank
holding a large paper bag in her hand.
She told the young man at the window that she wished...
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- Rep. Ferraro is a lawyer.
She could get elected by a large majority if only ... - These disputes between baseball managers and umpires slow down our reading of
the paper too much.
We have to pause to translate all the (bleeps)... - One of the new fall TV shows features a 300 mph motorcycle.
We figure it's used either by a crime fighter or a... - The Founding Fathers had some things easier. For instance,
on July 4 nights they never had to protect their homes... - Sen. Lloyd Bentsen is getting lots of ink as a possible running mate for Fritz
Mondale.
He's come a long way. We remember when he was just...
