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• Rep. Ferraro is a lawyer. She could get elected by a large majority if only fellow lawyers voted for her.
• Another way to slash the federal deficit would be to fix the{_ calendar so the year has two April 15s in it.
  Rep. Geraldine Ferraro says she'll allow herself to be nominated as a Democratic vice presidential candidate....
• One reason Geraldine Ferraro got in trouble is hat on a disclosure form she apparently checked the wrong box.
  Which reminds us: Wasn't there once an Olympic fighter disqualified because he boxed the wrong Czech?...
• Geraldine Ferraro's husband no doubt now is preparing for the inevitable questions about his favorite recipes.
• Our guess is that Geraldine Ferraro will survive politically as long as Bob Guccione of "Penthouse" magazine doesn't get involved.
• THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
• The President Of The Bank Of Canada... A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
• An elderly woman walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhatten Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand.
  She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $...