The New Yorker A New Yorker Was Flying To Los Angeles And When The Airliner Reached Arizona The Announcement Was Made That They Were Now Passing Over The Grand Canyon.

The New Yorker A New Yorker Was Flying To Los Angeles And When The Airliner Reached Arizona The Announcement Was Made That They Were Now Passing Over The Grand Canyon.

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A New Yorker was flying to Los Angeles and when the airliner reached
Arizona the announcement was made that they were now passing over the
Grand Canyon. He looked down for a few seconds and then went back to
his magazine. The stewardess said, "You don't seem too impressed." The
New Yorker said, "You've seen one pothole, you've seen them all!"

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