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• HEAVEN CAN WEIGHT!! John and his wife Patsy, in their later years made a solemn pledge that whoever should pass into the great divide first would somehow find a way back and tell the other what it was like.
  Sadly John made the leap first. A month later to the day Patsy awoke from a dream only to find her self talking to John....
• A young man was working in the produce department of a grocery store when a customer came up to him and asked if he could buy a half of head of lettuce.
  He said he would check with his manager, however did not notice that the customer was following him to the back of the store....
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
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• God came down to the Pope and said to him, "JP, you have been a good pope and so I am going to reward you with three wishes.
  Stunned, the Pope said, "First of all, I would like the world to end it's petty bickering about religion and be united under one religion....
• Heard on CBC Radio "Prime Time": Why won't the NHL let Hamilton have a hockey franchise?
  Because then Toronto would want one too....