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• Q: Why are dogs better than kids? A: When you get sick of your dog, you can put it to sleep.
• Q: Why do blacks keep chickens? A: So the kids can learn how to strut.
• Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
  His mom replies "I don't know son, why don't you ask you're dad when he gets home"....
• Q: Why do men like to play Pinball? A: It's the only way they can get five balls for a quarter.
• Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate 'em too.
• How do you keep little black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.......
• Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
• Q. Why don't they play poker in Brooklyn? A. Because the Cards are in St. Louis.
• Cats and Dogs... What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want.
  2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable....