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• Q: How do you break a Polock's finger? A: Punch him in the nose.
• Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
• Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red, then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
• Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
• Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: You drop him a line.
• Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A: Full.
• Q: Do you know how break dancing got started? A: Black kids trying to steal hub caps off of moving cars.
• Q: How do you brainwash an Italian? A: Give him an enema.
• Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife screwing my best friend....