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• Did you hear about the lesbian swimmer who was thrown out of the Olympics?
  She kept lapping the other swimmers....
• Did you hear about the new Polish parachute? It opens on impact ...
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool? A: They all meet at work.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
• Did ya hear about the distraught Polish secretary? She thought her typewriter was pregnant because it kept missing periods.
  ......
• Did you hear about the dizzy CIA agent He was captured by the Polish secret police and they turned him around.
• Did you hear about the polish helicopter pilot? He was cold so he shut the fan off.
• Q: Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? A: A solar powered flashlight.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....