Did You Hear About The Greek Guy Who Left Home Because His Father Wouldn't Get Off His Back.
Did you hear about the Greek guy who left home because
his father wouldn't get off his back.
He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his
Did you hear about the Greek who left home because he didn't like the way he was reared?
He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind....
Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he wanted to go roman.
.. -or- Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he didn't like the way his father reared him....
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
One day when Ernie was about six, before he learned about being dirty, he was pestering his mom while she tried to do the housework.
She said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch them building the new apartments?...
The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
Why did the homosexual leave home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Why did he come back? He couldn't stand to leave his brother's behind....
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
Yeah, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!...
Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...