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• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
  An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!