Did you hear about the <ETHNIC> who moved his entire house
six inches to the side?
-- He needed to tighten his loose clothesline!
six inches to the side?
-- He needed to tighten his loose clothesline!
Related:
- What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?... - Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
- Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
- Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
- Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.... - Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf?
He lost his ball.
Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it.... - Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell
of his breath?
He holds up his arms ...... - Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
