How Can You Tell If A Polish Woman Is Having Her Period? She's Only Wearing One Sock.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.
Q: How can you tell a Polish woman is on her period? A: She's only wearing 1 sock
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
How can you tell the Polish secretary? She's the one with white-out all over her computer.
Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
Q: How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
A: See if there is any dandruff on her shoes....
Q: How can you tell a Polish cock sucker? A: He's the one spitting feathers.
Q: How can you tell if a ballerina isn't wearing panties?
A: When she does a split and sticks to the floor....
Howcan you tell the bride and groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the clean bowling shirt - she's the one with the hair under her arms braided!...