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• Q: Where is an elephant's sex organ? A: In his feet; if he steps on you you're fucked.
• Q: Where are an elephants sex organs? A: In his feet, if he steps on you, your fucked!
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
• Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
  A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red, then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
• THE DEFINITION OF EGO An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
  She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out of reach....
• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because he would look stupid with eight inches.
• Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.