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• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.
• Q: Why does an elephant have 4 feet? A: Because 8 inches isn't enough
• Why does a duck have flat feet? To stamp out fire in the woods.
  Why does an elephant have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks....
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
  A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....
• Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.
• Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
• Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An abelian grape.
  Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?...
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....