Q: Where is an elephant's sex organ?
A: In his feet; if he steps on you you're fucked.
A: In his feet; if he steps on you you're fucked.
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A: In his feet;
if he steps on you you're fucked... - Q: Where are an elephants sex organs?
A: In his feet,
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the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes... - Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his nose until he turns blue,
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A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath... - Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red,
then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot... - THE DEFINITION OF EGO
An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly
kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out... - Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
A:
Because he would look stupid with eight inches... - Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A:
Take away his credit card...
