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• Q: What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday? A: Mikey...He'll eat anything.
• What do you call an African-American hooker with braces on her teeth?
  A Black & Decker pecker wrecker....
• BIRTHDAY QUOTES I never forget my wife's birthday.
  It's usually the day after she reminds me about it....
• Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A: Full.
• Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs? A: A "nightcrawler".
• Q: What do you call a hooker's kids? A: Brothel sprouts.
• What do you call a hooker's kids? Brothel sprouts.
• Q: What did the prostitute give her daughter for her birthday? A: Everything west of Broadway.
• Q: How do you recondition an aging hooker? A: Shove a ten-pound ham up her and pull out the bone.