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• Q: What did the prostitute give her daughter for her birthday? A: Everything west of Broadway.
• Did ya hear about the distraught Polish secretary? She thought her typewriter was pregnant because it kept missing periods.
  ......
• Q: How do you get a polish woman pregnant? A: Cum in her shoes and the flies do the rest.
• The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.
  One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad...
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  The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings....
• Q: What does it say at the top of a Polish ladder? A: "STOP".
• Q: What did one nut say to another nut? A: Why are we hanging here when it was Dick that did all the shooting?
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