Q: Have You Heard About The Mexican 500 Car Race? A: The First Car To Start Wins.

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• Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
• Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
• Speaking of fun practical jokes with a car, I have a couple of interesting ones.
  1) Give the victims car an oil change, to 70 wieght oil....
• There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver.
  One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money!...
• A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota
• If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
  because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.