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• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polock who locked his family in his car?
  A: It took him an hour to get them out with a coat hanger....
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside on a warm summer day
  (taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose), witnessed an event that would spur talk of a local hero for many days....
• Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
  A: He was doing great until business fell off....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.