HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WITH FIVE PENISES? HIS PANTS FIT LIKE A GLOVE
HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WITH FIVE PENISES?
HIS PANTS FIT LIKE A GLOVE
Q: Did you hear about the Chernobyl worker who grew 5 penises?
A: Now his pants fit him like a glove....
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
A wino was waiting for the city bus. He had a sudden, overwhelming, desire to shit.
He looked down the street and saw his bus about five blocks away....
Barry Scheck is Losing It (The infamous Mr.
Scheck is the attorney representing the famous "British nanny," and was also a member of O....
There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey, would you like to do laundry tonight?...
A man visited his doctor and complained of feeling bad.
Because there were no apparent medical problems, the doctor gave the patient a thorough exam...
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.