- Do it the Caltech way. Dump water on the victim's bed until it's soaked
and pour liquid nitrogen on the bed until the water... - Back in the OLD days while in college, a "friend" of mine one day used the
pointed end of his umbrella to knock on our dorm room door
He poked so hard that the point went all the way through... - For a more light-hearted collection of jokes, see the section on
Hugh Troy in _Merry_Gentlemen_and_One_Lady_
by J. Bryan, III. Troy's jokes did not get people... - Another good one that I've heard about is to put cherry
Kool-aid in the shower head... - I had this joke played on me and it was quite effective
A small box was filled with the punch-holes from paper... - I have never tried this, but a chemist friend of mine told me of a
practical joke
Get a hold of the victims coffee cup. Make sure its... - A nifty, if difficult, practical joke:
This only really works with friends
(preferably the trusting type)
Get the victim to your house, then talk (or do whatever... - Yet another answer to that silly revenge problem:
Tape down the little white things that spring up when you lift the
receiver
(another alternative would be to open up the phone... - Good for aracniphobics (check the spelling on that one.)
Get approximately 20 pieces of 1 metre or yard long white string
Tie a knot at one end and temporarily secure it to... - Instead, get a cannister of the foam insulation that is used in
home construction (IT EXPANDS TO SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES ITS VOLUME IN
THE CANNISTER)
Make sure victim is not in his/her office,...
