Do it the Caltech way. Dump water on the victim's bed until it's soaked, and pour liquid nitrogen on the bed until the water freezes.
You're right that it's heavy -- so heavy that the victim mu...
Back in the OLD days while in college, a "friend" of mine one day used the pointed end of his umbrella to knock on our dorm room door.
He poked so hard that the point went all the way through the d...
For a more light-hearted collection of jokes, see the section on Hugh Troy in _Merry_Gentlemen_and_One_Lady_, by J.
Bryan, III. Troy's jokes did not get people in trouble or stink up innocent people...
Another good one that I've heard about is to put cherry Kool-aid in the shower head.
I had this joke played on me and it was quite effective.
A small box was filled with the punch-holes from paper tapes....
I have never tried this, but a chemist friend of mine told me of a practical joke.
Get a hold of the victims coffee cup. Make sure its empty....
A nifty, if difficult, practical joke: This only really works with friends (preferably the trusting type).
Get the victim to your house, then talk (or do whatever you normally do together) fo...
Yet another answer to that silly revenge problem: Tape down the little white things that spring up when you lift the receiver.
(another alternative would be to open up the phone and remove two li...
Good for aracniphobics (check the spelling on that one.
) Get approximately 20 pieces of 1 metre or yard long white string....
Instead, get a cannister of the foam insulation that is used in home construction (IT EXPANDS TO SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES ITS VOLUME IN THE CANNISTER).
Make sure victim is not in his/her office, bedro...