- When my girlfriend and I were in our early teens (the age is important) we used
to go to the local department store clock department.
We would set all the clocks that had alarms to go... - While in grad school, I was an "assistant" in a lab which contained two
pdp-11/23's running UNIX System 3.
Much of my education came from jokes played on me... - Joke 1
It all started with a girlfriend's birthday party.
Her boyfriend, who I had known since elementary school...
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