- One joke that we did in residence was the Chinese Fire Drill,
I don't quite know why it is called that.
Anyway..
The victim is on the pot in the dorm washroom. Everyone grabs a bucket
(we used... - It is common for draftsmen to sprinkle SCUMEX (powdered rubber
eraser) on tracings prior to doing any drawing on it.
This reduces
smearing of the pencil marks and such and results in a cleaner
trac... - I just pulled one on somebody -- I slipped some of those anti-
shoplifting strips into the lining of the victim's favorite
jacket.
I was set to pull another one, but didn't get the chance
- to cu... - Two teachers at my high school started a practical joke war
that culminated in a junk mail war of huge proportions.
They
finally called a truce and got it cleared up and the mail stopped,
EXCEPT f... - New secretary (second day on the job) answers telephone as is told in
official tone
This is the phone company. We are testing a new
circuit wiring scheme in your offices.... - Tell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall --
a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight
pin.
Naturally they won't believe, so you set out to
prove it.
Get a gla... - one time in my undergrad days, it was snowing like mad
out.
omeone decided it was time a make a snowball.... - This reminds me of a similar stunt we used to enjoy at the dining hall
in my undergrad days.
- This joke has been done 50 (yes, 50) years ago by my father-in-law.
First, a little background:
He lived in a small village, north-west of Quebec City along the St-Laurent
river.... - This one hasn't come up despite the presence of UCLA on the net.
I'm
led to the sad conclusion that the tradition has died....
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