Last Night I Went Home To My Blonde Girlfriend, And Told Her I Was Going To Screw Her Brains Out.
Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going
to screw her brains out. Then I realized I was too late.
leeping --- I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
Time For A New Clock When I was still a newlywed, I was invited out for a night with "the boys".
Being naive about these things at the time, I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight!...
Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
I met this girl last night, she was half French, and half Chinese.
When I took her home, she ate my laundry!...
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Hi, my name's Friday. Usually I work on Thursday. She's my secretary.
One day I was dictating to her when a rock crashed into the window, cutting my dick and her tits....
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.
1)"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok....
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