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• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't have it all.Where would you put it?
• Lost... A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
  He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me?...
• miscellaneous one-liners --- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....
• GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
  ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
• I need everything; do you have it??
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• RULES AT WORK 1. If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
  2. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt....
• Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
  I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....