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• I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
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• The IRS... A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.
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  I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
• Whad'ya mean I need a license to do that??!