The End of Life
The strangest thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean life is tough. It takes a lot of your time.
What do we get at the end of it?
A death., What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards...
You should die first, get it out the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young.
You get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
You become baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months
... And you finish off as an orgasm.
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...