If you can't laugh at yourself ... I'll do it for you.
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Or you can have freedom:... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm... - You can get yourself clean,
you can have a good meal.... - You were s'posed to
laugh... - A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician.
"How old,
do you think, am I?" she asks coyly. "Well - 18 by... - HOW THEY BABYLON!"
Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.
Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long, either... - There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll... - Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford,
then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there... - There men died and went to hell. Satan met them at the gates and said,
"All three of you weren't bad enough to go straight...
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- Mosquito:
Designed by God to make flies seem better... - A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2
weeks... - If you believe in telekinesis,
raise my hand... - Two most common elements in the universe:
Hydrogen & Stupidity... - Why is the word abbreviation
so long...
