Wyszowski's Law: No experiment is reproducible.
Brooke's Law: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
The first Myth of Management: It exists.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.
Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
The ultimate Law: All general statements are false.
The First Law of Wing Walking: Never let hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.