- The Sausage Principle:
People who love sausage and respect the law should... - Merkin's Maxim:
When in doubt,
predict that the present trend will continue... - Lewis' Law:
People will buy anything that's one to a customer... - Shirley's Law:
Most people deserve each other... - Allen's Law:
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of... - Allen's Axiom:
When all else fails,
follow instructions...
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