Brooke's Law: Whenever A System Becomes Completely Defined, Some Damn Fool Discovers Something Which Either Abolishes The System Or Expands It Beyond Recognition.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women?...
At my high school (many years ago) over a dozen Polymorphic 88 S-100 computers were used to teach computer lit in the math department.
Now I was the curious type and I took to reading the supplementary documentation to the operating system and I implemented a number of nasty suprises for the other students....
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some
What Computer Virus Do You Have? Beware of the following computer Viruses.
.. Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer....
PENNY'S LAW You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool Mom.
Program Notes - Wife 1.0 Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.
0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications....