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• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
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• The good of the people is the chief law.
• 18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
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• Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
• Lewis' Law: People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
• Shirley's Law: Most people deserve each other.
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
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