Segal's Law: A Man With A Watch Knows What Time It Is.
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
Universal Laws: "The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse....
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women?...
RULES LEFT OUT OF "LIFE'S LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOK" THAT WE SHOULD KNOW
1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity....
DON'T SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE -Don't never interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'....
A Cowboy's Guide to Life: ** Don't squat with your spurs on.
** Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none....
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
A truly wise man knows he's a fool.
Confucious Say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.