Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Grossman's Misquote: Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Witten's Law: Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.
Perkin's postulate: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Conway's Law: In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired....
Stewart's Law of Retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
MacDonald's Second Law: Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.