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• Three old Ladies were walking down the stree when a Flasher came out and Flashed them.
  The First old Lady had a Stroke and the Second old Lady had a stroke but the Third old lady couldn't reach it!...
• Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start raping them.
  The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they're doing....
• There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench in Miami when a flasher came by, and well, flashed.
  The first woman had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arms were too short ....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his way.
  Then the man sayeth unto her saying, "What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister?...
• After many years of study, two orthodox rabbanical students graduated from the seminary, and were told to get black suits and go into the world.
  One said that his uncle Pincus, the tailor, would give them a great deal, so they went to see him....
• Three old nuns, back from long missions to primitive lands, were walking along the street and one was describing with her hands the tremendous coco- nuts she'd seen in the South Pacific.
  The second on, also with her hands, described the huge bananas she'd seen in Central America....
• And there there were these three nuns, who died and went to heaven, like true nuns do.
  Being in heaven, they are rewarded by the High one, for the fulfilling of their holy duties....
• There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their greatest sins where.
  The first nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is sex....