There Were Three Old Ladies Sitting On A Park Bench In Miami When A Flasher Came By, And Well, Flashed.
There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench in Miami when a flasher
came by, and well, flashed. The first woman had a stroke, the second one had
a stroke, and the third one's arms were too short ...
Three old Ladies were walking down the stree when a Flasher came out and Flashed them.
The First old Lady had a Stroke and the Second old Lady had a stroke but the Third old lady couldn't reach it!...
Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough ....
Three old jewish men were sitting around a table eating lunch, when the first one said, "Oy vay!
I sent my son out into the world, and he came back a Christian!...
Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him....
Two old Jewish men were sitting on a park bench when an attractive woman jogger trotted by.
Oyvey! Would I like to screw her," said the first old man....
An elderly couple were sitting on a park bench. The old man turns to the woman an asks if she will marry him.
Three old ladies were sitting around a table. The first say
I'm getting so forgetful- this morning I was standing at the top of the stairs and I couldn't remember whether I was going down or had just come up....
Three elderly women, recently transplanted from the Northeast to a Florida retirement community, were getting acquainted at poolside.
Inevitably, their conversation turned to children....
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....