Three Old Nuns, Back From Long Missions To Primitive Lands, Were Walking Along The Street And One Was Describing With Her Hands The Tremendous Coco- Nuts She'd Seen In The South Pacific.

Three Old Nuns, Back From Long Missions To Primitive Lands, Were Walking Along The Street And One Was Describing With Her Hands The Tremendous Coco- Nuts She'd Seen In The South Pacific.

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Three old nuns, back from long missions to primitive lands, were walking
along the street and one was describing with her hands the tremendous coco-
nuts she'd seen in the South Pacific. The second on, also with her hands,
described the huge bananas she'd seen in Central America. The third nun,
a little deaf, asked, "Father Who?"

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