Here is also a little story:
Once upon a time, there lived a group of people called Trids, and the
Trids had a problem. On a mountain near their lush valley home lived
a large giant, and he made the mountain impassable. Whenever a poor little
trid tried to leave, the giant would pick the trid up, and viciously
throw the poor thing back to the valley.,
One day, however, the Trids got fed up. They called in a Rabbi and asked
him to go up to the mountain with some Trids to see if he could persuade
the monster to stop.
So up they went, higher and higher, until at last they came to the dreaded
mountain pass. Then suddenly the giant appeared, and picked up the firstr of
5 trids the Rabbi had with him, nd kicked him down to the valleyt.
"Wait!" yelled the Rabbi, but alas, one by one, all 5 trids ended
back home. Then the giant turned and made ready to leave.
"Hold it! Why didn't you kick me down thre too?", asked the Rabbi.
The Giant replied:
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
Once upon a time, there lived a group of people called Trids, and the
Trids had a problem. On a mountain near their lush valley home lived
a large giant, and he made the mountain impassable. Whenever a poor little
trid tried to leave, the giant would pick the trid up, and viciously
throw the poor thing back to the valley.,
One day, however, the Trids got fed up. They called in a Rabbi and asked
him to go up to the mountain with some Trids to see if he could persuade
the monster to stop.
So up they went, higher and higher, until at last they came to the dreaded
mountain pass. Then suddenly the giant appeared, and picked up the firstr of
5 trids the Rabbi had with him, nd kicked him down to the valleyt.
"Wait!" yelled the Rabbi, but alas, one by one, all 5 trids ended
back home. Then the giant turned and made ready to leave.
"Hold it! Why didn't you kick me down thre too?", asked the Rabbi.
The Giant replied:
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
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