Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly.
Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of
the window?
A. He wanted to see an imitation butterfly.
Q. Why did the little moron throw his clock out
of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly.
Q. Why did the little moron drive his truck off a cliff?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. What did the little moron do when he learned that
he was going to die?
A. He went into the living room.
Q. Why did the little moron drive his car into a tree?
A. He wanted to hear its bark.
Q. The little moron and his friend were climbing up a
cliff. His friend fell off. Why didn't the little
moron fall off as well?
A. Because he was a little mor(e) on.
It was three o'clock in the morning when the moron's
phone rang, so he trudged from his seventh-floor bedroom
all the way down to the ground-floor drawing-room to
answer it.
"Hello?", said the moron.
"Hello" said the voice at the other end. "Is that
one-one-one-one-one-one?"
"No", said the moron. "This is eleven-eleven-eleven."
"Oh," said the voice at the other end, "I must have the
wrong number. I'm terribly sorry for disturbing you."
"Oh, that's all right", said the moron. "I had to get
up anyway to answer this blasted phone!"
Q. Why did the very little moron drown in the kitchen sink?
A. He was trying to learn tap dancing.
Q. How can you tell when a little moron has been using your
terminal?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly.
Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of
the window?
A. He wanted to see an imitation butterfly.
Q. Why did the little moron throw his clock out
of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly.
Q. Why did the little moron drive his truck off a cliff?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. What did the little moron do when he learned that
he was going to die?
A. He went into the living room.
Q. Why did the little moron drive his car into a tree?
A. He wanted to hear its bark.
Q. The little moron and his friend were climbing up a
cliff. His friend fell off. Why didn't the little
moron fall off as well?
A. Because he was a little mor(e) on.
It was three o'clock in the morning when the moron's
phone rang, so he trudged from his seventh-floor bedroom
all the way down to the ground-floor drawing-room to
answer it.
"Hello?", said the moron.
"Hello" said the voice at the other end. "Is that
one-one-one-one-one-one?"
"No", said the moron. "This is eleven-eleven-eleven."
"Oh," said the voice at the other end, "I must have the
wrong number. I'm terribly sorry for disturbing you."
"Oh, that's all right", said the moron. "I had to get
up anyway to answer this blasted phone!"
Q. Why did the very little moron drown in the kitchen sink?
A. He was trying to learn tap dancing.
Q. How can you tell when a little moron has been using your
terminal?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
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