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• An Irishman sat in a pub drinking beer all afternoon.
  The bartender was getting concerned because the Irishman hadn't gotten up....
• Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
  The bartender finally says that the bar is closed....
• I've got a swell idea -- let's put on a show!
• Five-Year Solitary Three tourists were traveling in South America
  an Irishman, a Frenchman and a blond American. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American country which was ruled by a strict dictator....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
  Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
• How do you get an Irishman to burn his ear? Ring him up while he's ironing.
• How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree? Wave to him.