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  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• Judge: You've been brought here for drinking! Irishman: Swell! Let's get started.
• Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
  Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what about you?...
• appliances --- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  .. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out....
• All swell that ends swollen...
• The Night Train A man and an attractive woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
  After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the woman on the lower bunk, the man on the top....
• Another idea for a practical joke is to put goldfish in all the toilets.
  I haven't tried this, but it should be interesting to see what people do....
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• Unknown A man's regular partner at the golf club didn't show, so he was walking around looking for a substitute partner for the day's game.
  One of the caddies told him that there was an elderly gentleman who just happened to be in the same situation....