Related:

• How do you get an Irishman to burn his ear? Ring him up while he's ironing.
• Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
• How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
• Q: How do you get a black man out of a tree in Alabama?? A: Cut the rope.
• Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!" Cop
  How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to help him....
• One night in Londonderry, an Irishman and an Englishman parked their cars side-by-side in a pub parking lot.
  The Irishman had a rusted-out 1954 Morris 1000; the Englishman, a new Rolls-Royce....
• Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
  9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
• Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
  9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
• And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
  Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....