An Irishman sat in a pub drinking beer all afternoon. The bartender was
getting concerned because the Irishman hadn't gotten up. Finally, after
his 5th pitcher of beer, the Irishman got up very slowly and headed for
the back door. The bartender followed him to the alley where the Irishman
prepared to relieve himself. "Hey!" shouted the bartender, "You can't do
that in here!" "I'm not gonna do it HERE," slurred the Irishman, "I'm
gonna do it waaa-aaay over there ..."
getting concerned because the Irishman hadn't gotten up. Finally, after
his 5th pitcher of beer, the Irishman got up very slowly and headed for
the back door. The bartender followed him to the alley where the Irishman
prepared to relieve himself. "Hey!" shouted the bartender, "You can't do
that in here!" "I'm not gonna do it HERE," slurred the Irishman, "I'm
gonna do it waaa-aaay over there ..."
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