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  The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air....
• There was a young man from Bellaire Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
  But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air....
• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
• There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
  There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
• Unknown Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction....
• There once was a man named Sprockett Who walked with his hand in his pocket He was able to hide What he was doing inside Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket.