The other day I was getting out a sweater and the label said it was made
of 100% Virgin Acrylic, honest. What's virgin acrylic? Is it made out of
vinyl flooring that never got laid?
of 100% Virgin Acrylic, honest. What's virgin acrylic? Is it made out of
vinyl flooring that never got laid?
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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to... - Marvin was the world's oldest virgin. After years and years of putting ads
in singles' papers and enlisting in dating services,
he was nearly penni- less. In desperation, he went... - I knew Doris Day before she was a
Virgin... - Bill Clinton (President-Elect) was at the Arkansas War Veterans Memorial
Service today.
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. A DRAFT DODGER "honoring" war veterans... - Bacon and Sausage
A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of bacon in a large fryng
pan.
The man left the room, and the bacon stood up and said... - From 16016_1127@uwovax.uwo.ca Mon Jan 30 05:30:04 1989
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000000000000 From: 16016_1127@uwovax.uwo.ca (John... - I have been subjected to the biases and special pleadings of the
artsy-fartsy culture vultures long enough.
They sneer at anything which isn't in their own mold... - On their wedding night, Bob and Alice were in the honeymoon suite getting
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Bob turned to Alice and said, "I have to be honest...
