Bacon and Sausage A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of bacon in a large fryng pan.

Bacon and Sausage

A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of bacon in a large fryng
pan.

The man left the room, and the bacon stood up and said, to no one in
particular, "Man, it's hot in here!!"

The he laid back down, and it made a sizzle sound.

Then, out if no where, the sausage stood up. He looked around and said, to
the bacon, "I know what you mean!"

Then he laid back down, and it made a sizzle sound.

Immediately the bacon stodd up and started screaming bloddy murder.

"What's wrong?" asked the sausage, who was now standing back up.

The piece of bacon stopped screaming just long enough to say, "TALKING
SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"