You must tell this joke with a beer in hand.) A semi driver pulled his rig out of Pittsburgh onto Interstate West.

(You must tell this joke with a beer in hand.)

A semi driver pulled his rig out of Pittsburgh onto Interstate West. Soon
after, he spotted a beautiful young hitchhiker on the side of the freeway.
Feeling lucky, he pulled over and, like the suave dude he was, leaned out
the window. "Yo! Where ya goin' toots?" he inquired. "New York!" she replied.
It was every truck driver's dream come true. "Hey, no problem," he said,
"But you got to give me head the whole way." The hitchhiker agreed. Cleve-
land passed, she was bobbing on the knob. Chicago passed, she was sucking
the salami. (START TAKING FREQUENT SIPS OF YOUR DRINK) Kansas City passed,
her noggin' was rockin', but a little slower though. With Seattle in sight,
the hitchhiker paused, gulped, lifted her head and said (TAKE A BIG SIP)
... "Are we there yet?" (SPRAY YOUR ATTENTIVE AUDIENCE WITH FOAM, SPIT,
AND THEN RUN!)