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• Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
• Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
  A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
• Q:" How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: <smash the lightbulb> ============= OK, try again....