Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "Why don't you just let us remove the entire socket -
you don't need it, and it'll just give you trouble later."
A: "Why don't you just let us remove the entire socket -
you don't need it, and it'll just give you trouble later."
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A:
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A:
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A:
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