A lawyer was awakened one night.
When he looked up ther stood the devil.
"What do you want said the lawyer?" "I am
going to give you all the money you can
ever spend in exchange for your soul,
your wife's soul, and the souls of your
children," said the devil. "Sounds good,"
said the lawyer, "but what's the catch?"
When he looked up ther stood the devil.
"What do you want said the lawyer?" "I am
going to give you all the money you can
ever spend in exchange for your soul,
your wife's soul, and the souls of your
children," said the devil. "Sounds good,"
said the lawyer, "but what's the catch?"
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